Idina Menzel must be a FREAK in bed. How else could she bag Taye Diggs?
I mean her face looks like the toaster from that toaster film.
SIDENOTE: they probably met when they originated 'RENT' together off-broadway. And they probably developed a strong bond based on both of them being at the beginning of their careers, which over the years has blossomed into true love and now that beautiful strong love tree built on a foundation of mutual talent and goodlooks is bearing fruit in the form of mooladoo babies.
p.s. i dont know how to spell 'mooladoo' so i just spelt it pho-net-ic-ally. moo-la-doo. i would use 'u's but i have a rule in my life that wherever i can use a 'u' i use two 'o's instead. it makes things more fun.
if you have no frackity-flipping clue what i'm talking about with 'mooladoo,' that is the term used to describe the pinnacle of gorgeousness in our designer baby society. Other terms include, 'biracial' and my personal favourite: 'mocha babies.'
p.p.s. the scariest part of that toaster movie was when the sweet little dishcloth got stuck in the tree during the storm. I KNOW RIGHT! childhood trauma right there, man. the worst things always happen to the nicest dishcloths.
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