8.31.2010

The Raveonettes - "I Wanna Be Adored"


Danish prog-rockers The Raveonettes have a new song:

Play/download me!
(right-click asshole)



their best song for your listening plehzoor:





*BEST* Katy Perry "Teenage Dream" remix


okay so Katy Perrier remixes are a dime-a-dozen these days. "dime-a-dozen," who says that anymore?


BUT>>>! this one is good. and by that i mean it's fun.


it 'officially' gets awesome at the 0:52 second mark >< ! (that's supposed to be an excited face)

Kylie Minogue - "Get Outta My Way"


Oh hey Kylie, you're like 42.



but i still wanna dance to your songs.



here's the "official video trailer" for the song:

so like, since when do songs have trailers?

Deadmau5 + Wolfgang Gartner - "Animal Rights" (Preview)















Deadmau5 + some guy (Wolfgang Gartner) = Daft Punk-y dance fest.


this sickness drops Sep. 6th.

8.25.2010

Edwarde Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros - "40 Day Dream"


i cant stop listening to Edwarde Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros.


it's doing something to me....... inside me.

THIS IS YOUR POTATO!!!


listen closely, the lyrics in this Crystal Castles song "Baptism" sound like she's saying "THIS IS YOUR POTATO!"

most HI-LARE thing ever. and good song.

New Beach House

















Beach House did something with itunes. i dunno, i'm drunk. okay i'm not, but like. okay, so theyre releasing a previously unreleased song:



SIDENOTE! yesterday, i thought up the most amazing joke:

"youre about as lazy as the drummer from beach house."

"the drummer from beach house isn't lazy, it's just lo-fi."


i thought this was so brilliant i wrote it down in my cell phone. i know what youre thinking: get a fucking job.

8.24.2010

it's Fred Falke remix day!


The XX - Stars (LAZRtag Remix)















The XX – Stars (LAZRtag Remix)


OMGAMHGAJHJSGAHGFSAFSGHFDGAHDFAHFIUEHICENNU ER NN MNXMSABANB~!

wow, smashing the keyboard is kinda hard while holding down the shift button..

i love this so much! i love it when people remix xx songs, it's like music sex.

it's just goes to show how fracking malleable the xx's songs are.


"Stars" is such a beautiful, poignant, emotional song off their debut album, and someone's gone and made it into a dance hit..... there is a god.


mail this to your friends, wrap it up and give it to your child for Christmas. spread this shit!

Miike Snow Vs. Passion Pit - Black And Blue (NAPT Remix)

NAPT remix Miike Snow "Black And Blue" - Juice 24.09.10 by NAPT

it gets good at 2:15.

Ellie Goulding & Erik Hassle - Be Mine [Robyn Acoustic]


the most beautiful song.

i cant stop listening to it.

Ellie Goulding's voice is golden, but i think Erik Hassle is stronger emotionally.


they add more to the original song, which can stand on it's own:


cutest black kid ever!

Katy Perry update! - her album sucks

...according to reviews in the Toronto Star and the Globe and Mail this morning.


so Katy Perry's new album dropped out of her shiny ass today and it is shit. get it?


my favourite line from Brad Wheeler's review in the Globe and Mail is:

"... and if she [Katy Perry] thinks her craft is anything but low-aiming corporate pop she's dreaming in Technicolor."


umm, how amazing is that quote?!? i totally agree, her music IS corporate pop. catchy corporate crappy pop.


8.23.2010

Katy Perry - "Teenage Dream"
























so you've probably heard Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" somewhere: on the radio, on the internet, on your ipod.

Check out the steamy music video: HOT!

(fuckers disabled embedding, those fuckers.)

Here's the "lyric" version. Not the same. But anyway, you get the point.



Dear Katy Perry, please feature shirtless, highly vascularized, hot male models punching bags in all your videos, please? kthanksbi.

No, but seriously, that is a hot video. Especially when his veins are popping out of his biceps. I love how she looks like she cares about something other than his chiselled jaw.









what are you selling Katy? I'm confused.


plus, your "outfit" doesnt even look comfortable.










back on track, here are the current remixes:

N'Joy & Emily Remix = very good, definitely adds to the original track.


Temabes Remix = fucking sucks.


DJ Megaman & Panic City Remix = clubby.










oh, i love art that reminds me of porn. you're such an artist, Katy.

Deadmau5 - asdfghjkl



this is officially my favourite Deadmau5 song.

new soof-yawn.

there's new Sufjan Stevens, for all of those who care.

it's like an eight track, 60 minute thing that you can buy for $5... or something.




i couldn't really get into it, i turned it off after the 5 minute mark. but yeah check it out.


















you know what i CAN get into? the above picture. ooooh ripped shirt.

"i didnt ask for your whole life story?!"



"oh god, you look like Prince! this is California."


this is the best interview-based video i've seen since Talking To Americans. i love how he starts off talking about important issues and then just goes into pop culture.

"you know what I do like? IRONMAN!"

Do-it-yourself Jackson Pollock!



















cool website by artist Miltos Manetas where you can make your own Jackson Pollock painting. Oh the internet, where would we be without you?


move your mouse faster makes the lines thinner, pausing in one place makes blobs. Click the mouse for different colours.


the fun thing is when you go to take a screencap, the artist's name and details come up. pretty savvy.

Michael Bernard Fitzgerald - "Care For You"


this song picks me up.
















waitttttttttttttttt....... that's better:

Cee-Lo - “Fuck You”


yes, and yes.

dont know who 'Cee-Lo' is? Sounds like an artificial sweetner, which is funny because this track is very saccharine. (sometimes i even amaze myself with my amaze-puns.)


enn-eee-way, i've never heard of this guy, but this video is fun. Fun fact: typography makes everything fun. and i like the song.

Whenever a video gets to a million views on YouTube before i've seen it, my heart drops a little and i can hear the sound of my internet cred slipping.



omg i havent updated in a month....

literally a month. i'm sooooooooooory... to no one. lol



anyway, i have stuff to post about now, yay!




and the reason i was m.i.a. for a month is because my life is going places, legit.



and now, back to your regularly scheduled program: