6.23.2010

Uffie feat. Pharell Williams - ADD SUV videodrop


The official video for the lead single off Uffie's debut album Sex Dreams and Denim Jeans dropped and man is it coolbeans:


It's hard to believe this is Uffie's first album, after being a mainstay of underground electro music for years. Chances are youve heard of her, heard a song by her, or been sent a link to 'Pop the Glock' or 'Tthhee Ppaarrttyy' from a musically-inclined friend you trust.

She's a an example of someone who's music and lifestyle attract their own kind of attention. She moved to Paris when she was 18; born in Florida, grew up in Hong Kong. Scanning her wikipedia page leaves more questions than answers. And she's only 22. And she has a kid.

It all begs the question, who is this Uffie chick?

Her success only adds to her mystique. I mean who wouldn't want to be her, or at least be her for a day. Every google-able picture of Uffie is like a piece to a never-ending puzzle. This aint your Grandma's jigsaw.
oh man, my brother just left for a month long trip by yelling "peace and blessings. peace and blessings!" out the car window. Love him.

If you dont know where 'peace and blessings' is from, please watch this gem of a video. Youll thank me later.

Gaga bakes cakes!

Talking about her new upcoming album, Lady Gaga confessed that for the past three years she's been baking cakes:
I think I'm gonna get the album title tattooed on me and put out the photo. I've been working on it for months now, and I feel very strongly that it's finished right now. It came so quickly.
Some artists take years; I don't. I write music every day. Why are we still talking about 'Don't ask, don't tell?' It's like, what f—king year is it? It makes me crazy! And I have been for three years baking cakes—and now I'm going to bake a cake that has a bitter jelly.
The message of the new music is now more bitter than it was before. Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.

First of all, I dont know about you guys, but most of the cakes I eat dont have jelly in them. When I think of jelly, I think donuts. So if she's been baking donuts at her local Tim Horton's for the past three years and is now gonna throw some salt or cigarette butts into the jelly mix, that would make sense. Otherwise, Gaga please know your desserts.

I'm just kidding, I love this bitch. She can do no wrong. She is so strong and I absolutely love her for standing up for the gays without shying away from the usual "maybe if I say something gay-positive, people somewhere will hate me."

Thank god for you Lady Gaga, there is definitely a special place reserved in heaven for ya.. along with Cyndi Lauper. Omg, could you imagine! Fiercest heaven party!


This is pretty exciting- that her new album is gonna be political. What she says about 'Dont Ask, Dont Tell' is the most bang-on comment about the subject I've heard from an American citizen in the past year. Seriously, why are 'we' still talking about it?

Thanks Gaga for pointing us monster-folk in the right direction. I know she likes to make sandwiches (**clap, clap, arrgh bite**) but I for one, cannot wait to try one of her cakes.

California Gurls - Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg (MSTRKRFT Remix)

Holy crapnuggets!


MSTRKRFT may have succeeded in making a catchy song-- Katy Perry's "California Gurls"-- even catchier. The Toronto electro-remix genii put their signature synth spin on the current #1 song.


The perfect time for a remix if you ask me, and it's good to have MSTRKRFT back in the mixing bowl doing what they do best.


But 'Gurls?' Seriously?

Come on Katy, I know it's all "fun and hip" to spell things wrong but you have to think about your tween-age audience. Dont lead them astray in the world of grammar; it starts early. Pretty soon theyll be spelling words like "boiz," "wurd" and your name like "Katee."


I wanna meet the marketing genius who came up with the idea of spelling it wrong. I can just imagine some hip twenty-something wearing yellow Kanye glasses in a boardroom somewhere extolling the benefits of spelling shit wrong: "and if we spell it with a 'U,' we can increase our profit margins by 15%" or something like that..

Thanks annoying marketing guy who's getting paid more than me. Thanks.

5.14.2010

Lady Gaga, Elton John, Sting, Bruce Springsteen do "Don't Stop Believin'"


watch until 3:20 at least, to see just how amazing Lady Gaga is.

5.12.2010

do you ever do that thing when like youre heating something up in the microwave and it's for like 30 seconds... and instead of clicking 30 seconds, you put it in for like 33 or 37?

i do this all the time.