9.22.2010
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. the new Marc Jacobs website is so trashy!
seriously Marc, what happened? your website was soo good: the minimalist feel, how easy it was to navigate, big videos. it was representative of everything your brand stood for: sleek, intelligent design. now i have talk to avatars? fuck. fire your web person and please bring the old website back.
9.14.2010
Marc by Marc Jacobs Spring/Summer 2011 soundtrack
near as I can tell, ONE of the songs used in the Marc by Marc Jacobs Spring/Summer 2011 show is: THE GO! TEAM - GRIP LIKE A VICE (QUARTERBAR REMIX)
Took me a while to find the remix of the original song after identifying it by the lyrics "Get ready for this, get ready for this. Party people in the place get ready for this."
still not sure if this is 100% the song used in the show, but this is the closest i could come up with.
9.11.2010
Willow Smith wears golden chains around her neck cuz she's a scientologist
who does this bitch think she is? just cuz your dad's Will Smith doesnt mean you can walk around like you fucking own the place.
go fuck yourself.
omg i listened to the first 7 seconds of this song and then had to shut it off. the opening lyrics are "i wear my hair back and forth" again and again, which i could only listen to a couple of times before the industry-produced, 'starting your spawn off young', 'look-at-me-i'm-so-cool-cuz-i-have-a-hip-haircut-even-though-i'm-only-like-fucking-7' shit started to make my eyeballs bleed.
i jus'wanna smack those stupid sunglasses off your stupid face.
SIDENOTE:
3 million views in a week?! o.m.g. i. cannot. even. deal.
9.09.2010
New Royksopp album
just dont ask me how to pronounce their name. Royk-sopp. I just pronounce it phonetically.
nah i'm just kidding. Royksopp's been around for ages, theyre mainstays in the electronic music scene.
the tracks i liked from the new album were:2. Tricky Two - overall the best song on the album, great beat and builds to a satisfying climax.3. The Alcoholic - sounds like youre drunk in Willy Wonka's glass elevator.4. Senior Living - subdued yet strong.5. The Drug - second best track, most likely the first single.8. Coming home - soft, soothing.(9. A Long, Long Way - wtf is this? the 'Lost' theme?)
that's my take. take what you make and make what you take away. and make a comment.
9.05.2010
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
my favourite line: "his name is Alan, guess where I found him? under a tooth."
Inception Cat
ahahahah LOLcats!
no but seriously, i'm still trying to figure out what exactly this has to do with Inception?
Kylie Minogue - "Get Outta My Way" Official Video
Yay! Kylie Minogue's video for "Get Outta My Way" finally dropped yesterday! It's about time there's an HD version of this song on YouTube, i know i was getting concerned.
the video is awesome, there is:
- a magic light dancefloor
- floor writhing
- golden rope outfits
- wetness
- chairs
- sexy male dancers
- faggotry
- and, to top it all off, a golden claw at 1:37.
Really, everything you'd expect in a Kylie video: hot guys, hot dance moves and Kylie being the pop queen she is.
Kylie Minogue's "Get Outta My Way" is part of this balanced breakfast.
SIDENOTE!
I just wrote this whole blog post and then tried to embed the video only to find out that bitch disabled embedding! Correction, Kylie is NOT a part of this balanced breakfast, because a balanced breakfast includes embedding.
Just click this link to watch the video:
"ooh I'm Kylie and i'm gonna disable embedding because i'm better than everyone and i'm 42 and i look like i'm 25."
eat me, you party skank.
9.03.2010
The xx - "Shelter" (Tiga Remix)
Moar xx remixes!!! yes, so they just keep coming and coming-- the xx remixes that is! (not your significant other)
this one's by Montreal's own Tiga. and in case you thought a slow song like "shelter" couldnt be remixed, think again, because your mind CAN just keep being blown. that's what your wife said.
what is with all the sexual innuendos today? i dunno, must've been a "good" day haha. i'm going now.
ahgahahahahah
9.01.2010
Casiokids!
really cool video not because it features Chace Crawford's long-lost Swedish brother, but because it's creative in a Spike Jonze-meets-Michel Gondry type of way.
and this other Casiokids video was sent to me by a guy on manroulette, no joke. dont google manroulette.
it's kinda creepy, with the mirror and all.
Marina and the Diamonds - "Oh No!"
"i know excatly why i walk and talk like a machine."
dont worry, the remix is just as awesome:
Neon Indian - "9 Psychic Chasms" (Anoraak Remix)
give it a listen, lemme know what you think.
kinda dreamscape-y.
MOAR Wolfgang Gartner!1!!!!
what you actually thought i was done posting about this guy? haha bitch, youre wrong!
HERE'S MOAR!!!!!
HERE'S MOAR!!!!!
ya this is like from his upcoming stuff.
oooooh. pretty graphic!
what is it, like wolfang gartner day?
BUT!
... it's also lightsoverLA remix day too! yay!
MSTRKRFT - Bounce (lightsoverLA remix)
MSTRKRFT vs. Deadmau5 - The Reward is Bounce (lightsoverLA mashup)
Crystal Castles - Vietnam (lightsoverLA remix)
and then i found out lightsoverLA has a soundcloud page, because i am a turd. it's christmas:
Crystal Castles - "Baptism" (Dirty Sky Symphony Megatron Remix)
THIS IS YOUR HYPED-UP POTATO!
new Crystal Castles remix
Aiva The Great - "Broken Lines"
this song apparently is a demo made in december 2009 that slipped through the cracks. it's now re-surfacing, about time.
sick beat. it's almost a perfect end-of-summer song.
OMFG NEW MATT AND KIM!!!!
holyfacknuts! new Matt and Kim, i feel like this is old news already but whatevs. I havent's even finished listening to the song and i'm blogging about it lol, that's cuz i know it'll be good...bitch.
them talking about the anthem.
but they also tweeted that stupid dog video :((((((((((((((((((((
= points off.
because they are the flower
of wishes. You blow that ball
of seeds and the wind carries them to the one
assigned to grant or reject.
And it’s a good thing
that it’s the dandelions
who have this power
because they are tough
and sometimes you have to be tough
to even remember
that you have any desires left at all,
to believe that even one
could be satisfied, would not turn
to an example of
“be careful what you wish for,
it might come true.”
Maybe that’s exactly why
there are so many of them –
the universe gives us extra chances
to keep dreaming.
Each one an uprising,
a burst of color
in the cracks of our hearts,
sunrise
at an unexpected time,
in an unexpected place.
-Ellie Schoenfeld, “Lucien’s Birthday Poem"
All Caps - "Don't Unplug Me"
amazing lyrics:
Don't unplug me
or just shut me down
Please just love me
with your steel heart
I'd reboot you
If you'd look at me
With those cold eyes
One more time
I remember, our software was compatible
I think I felt my circuit board ignite
You held my hand in your metallic grip
We may be machines but I'm in love tonight
Baby there is something I have to say
I think it's time for my upgrade
I would look so good in version two
But I promise that it's me, not you
Don't unplug me
or just shut me down
Please just love me
with your steel heart
I'd reboot you
If you'd look at me
With those cold eyes
One more time
Can you hear me, you haven't moved an inch
Is this a system failure, what should I do?
Your new interface it seems to have some bugs
You're not responding, I think they broke you
Hello and welcome to version two
Tell me what can I do for you?
What is a hug that does not compute
Please stand by for my system reboot
Just got the memo
about this upgrade to version two
it removes extraneous programs
that means emotions like loving you
I don't wanna lose myself
or ever have to say goodbye
I want to hold on to my consciousness
I don't want to die
or just shut me down
Please just love me
with your steel heart
I'd reboot you
If you'd look at me
With those cold eyes
One more time
I remember, our software was compatible
I think I felt my circuit board ignite
You held my hand in your metallic grip
We may be machines but I'm in love tonight
Baby there is something I have to say
I think it's time for my upgrade
I would look so good in version two
But I promise that it's me, not you
Don't unplug me
or just shut me down
Please just love me
with your steel heart
I'd reboot you
If you'd look at me
With those cold eyes
One more time
Can you hear me, you haven't moved an inch
Is this a system failure, what should I do?
Your new interface it seems to have some bugs
You're not responding, I think they broke you
Hello and welcome to version two
Tell me what can I do for you?
What is a hug that does not compute
Please stand by for my system reboot
Just got the memo
about this upgrade to version two
it removes extraneous programs
that means emotions like loving you
I don't wanna lose myself
or ever have to say goodbye
I want to hold on to my consciousness
I don't want to die
also, the original video made by the youtubers who actually made the song is pretty fun too:
wait until the end, when she shoots the kids :D
meekakitty's pretty cool, and super crazy. but that's what makes her awesome.
and she makes a really good point in this video.
i feel so sorry for this dog
omg, leave it alone. LEAVE IT ALONE!
this is probably what sex work is like.
more pomplamoose
you'll like this one:
Lady Gaga's "Telelphone":
so theyre like a man and woman and they make music. cool.
Lady Gaga's "Telelphone":
so theyre like a man and woman and they make music. cool.
New Pomplamoose
"played a stupid game on my computer" lol
the guy talking is author and essayist Nick Hornby.
"our universe consists of between 30 to 50 billion trillion stars, arranged in 80 to 140 billion galaxies. our nearest neighbouring star is called proxima centauri and it's 4 light years away. we need some bread, but it's really hot outside and i cant be bothered to walk round the corner."
ew Posh.
i totally think that Leighton Meester wore this better, not only because i love leighton meester and her skin, but also because Posh looks like a crispy piece of bacon. ew.
and not even like good bacon, like gross overcooked black crunchy, fall-apart-as-you-try-to-eat-it bacon. barf.
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